Friends of the Show episode 19 with Abby Cohen @AbbyCohenWL
“I’m against picketing but I don’t know how to show it.” – Mitch Hedberg
Abby is one of the funniest people on Twitter, truly some of the great all time tweets and I am extremely lucky to have her as a Friend of the Show! Welcome Abby! Oh great pick for a quote. Mitch is great!
STORY: “Thank god for Brazil Butt Lift.™” This should be a good one! No butts were harmed in the making of this story.
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Whoreface
— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) June 9, 2017
Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) March 23, 2015
*releases helium-filled heart balloon*
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) February 15, 2015
From Joe West
SECURITY GUARD: [speaking into the cuff of his shirt] The president is on his way to the car
LITTLE MOUSE THAT LIVES IN HIS SLEEVE: Ok cool
— Joe West (@joejwest) March 2, 2015
From Audi Penny
"Well, this is me," I say climbing into a plant so that we're no longer walking in the same direction after saying goodbye
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) August 22, 2014
From Cat Damon
Hello everyone this is your pilot speaking. If u look out the windows on your left youll see some fish. This is the worst Ive ever messed up
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) April 10, 2016
Questions from Twitter:
From Friend of the Show Gwen Lawson (episode ?)
If you could choose to be reincarnated as any non-human animal, what would that animal be?
— Just Gwen (@msgwenl) July 26, 2017
From Next Week’s Friend of the Show, Timmy!
1) Is cinnamon toast better with butter or peanut butter?
2) what's the worst thing you've yelled while driving?
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) July 26, 2017
Hi Abby! Hi FOTS! As you seem to have it down to a T, what is your recipe for wonderfulness?
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) July 26, 2017
From Jeremy G
Before "It's Abby. Yep." did you refer to yourself as "My identity is Abigail. Affirmative." ?
— Jeremy G (@JeremyCanadian) July 26, 2017
— Sneaky Giftkicker (@TheSadnesses) July 27, 2017
Thanks to everyone who submitted a question and please follow @FOTSPod on twitter and send a question to be asked on a future show!
Wrap up: In her email she wrote: I can do a laugh that sounds kind of like a dolphin. So…lets hear it!
Thanks so much to Abby for joining me this week!