Friends of the Show Episode 20 with @TheTimmyToes
“You face forward, or you face the possibility of shock and damage!” – Brodie Bruce (Mallrats, 1995)
Timmy’s one of my very good pals I have met thru Twitter and I am very excited to have him on the show after much begging and pleading and harangueing. Timmy is comin’ at us from the SouthWest USA I’m talkin’ texas baby! Yee Haw!
Tell us about Texas
Timmy’s Story: PICK ONE
The time I refereed a kid’s 3-on-3 hockey tournament with 4-time Stanley Cup champion Chris Kunitz
The time I outran the cops in my used, stock 1999 Honda Civic
*crouches down, does some cute baby talk*
*no reaction from baby*
*stands up slowly*
You've made a powerful enemy today, baby
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) May 23, 2015
*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield*
General: "STAY STRONG, MEN!"
*soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) April 3, 2015
*barber hands me the mirror to check the back*
"Looks good!" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) November 29, 2014
From The Nate Wolf!
*Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street*
Don't bother struggling. You're my grandma now.
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) June 18, 2014
Why call it a belly button. It doesn't DO anything when you press it.
*click click click*
*neighbor's garage door slamming up and down*
— Elle Oh Hell🤺 (@ElleOhHell) November 3, 2014
[reflecting on past]
"Ah, yes. I see what the problem is. See all of this?"
*gestures at everything*
"All of this is wrong."
— crappystuffforjerks (@somecleverthing) November 5, 2014
Questions from Twitter:
From friend of the show Mike Bigby @MikeBigby
1. why is their suffering in the world?
2. who's your favourite Chuckle Brother?
— mike bigboy (@MikeBigby) July 28, 2017
From one of my favourite people, very first friend of the show and just the best, JESS!
1. Have you ever met a good baby?
2. Please tell us about your dog
3. If I were going to put a new portico on my house, could I use cedar?
— Jess (@jessokfine) July 27, 2017
From last week’s friend of the show Abby
What's a movie or book you love even though most people you know don't?
— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) July 28, 2017
From Friend of the show Gwen Lawson @MsGwenL
If you could add any sport to the Olympics, what would it be?
— Just Gwen (@msgwenl) July 27, 2017
Finally, From PieceZilla
How often do you think about your balloon?
— Piece (@Piecezilla) July 27, 2017
The Burrito Song!
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) February 21, 2016
Thanks to Timmy for joining me this week!