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Friends of the Show Episode 40 with @Ygrene!
“Chance favors the prepared mind” – Louis Pasteur and also a bad guy in the Steven Segal classic Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Bad Guy – Travis Dane played by Eric Bogosian)
Billy is one of the funniest and also nicest folks who do jokes on Twitter, he is beloved in many circles and I am very lucky to have him join me this week!
Story: National Lampoon’s Costa Rican vacation
Tweets of Billy!
[opening Pop Tarts, I find Ninja stars]
Me: what the hell?
[Pop Tart sails by me & lodges into cabinet]
Ninja behind me: what the hell?!
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) January 21, 2016
My Pick:
"Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?"
*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) August 14, 2016
Tweet picks:
I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* "your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"
— brent (@murrman5) July 23, 2015
Please quit telling me to “keep up the good work” the good work was an accident and impossible to replicate
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) October 26, 2017
Questions from Twitter!
From FOTS @LeBearGirdle
Whose name is spelled correctly, @Brampersandon_ or mine? Only 1 can be correct. Also, in a world where it is illegal to have exactly 4 wheels on a car, how many wheels would would they have?
— brandAn New Year (@LeBearGirdle) February 7, 2018
From FOTS Kevin
what makes indiana the best state?
when did you realize you were funny?
can you teach us how to @?— The Pan-Midwesterner (@panmidwest) February 7, 2018
From Ally
Dear Billy,
ONE HAS TO GO! Which one can you live without:
1) Peter Pan Peanut Butter OR 2) Beans— tragic ally (@TragicAllyHere) February 7, 2018
From Tom
fuck marry kill: the chipmunks, the smurfs, garfield
would you rather: eat all your food by licking out off the roof of a kittens mouth (the kitten doesn’t like it and is scratchy), or delete all your murder tweets
— the banana situation (@trojansauce) February 7, 2018
From Will
what is your favorite bean?
when are you coming back to philly so we can finish our barn burner NBA Jam game?— penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) February 7, 2018
From MattMc
What's your favorite way to eat a hot dog?
— mcc (@MattMcC1) February 7, 2018
what do you have to say for yourself specifically with regards to this tweet https://t.co/kp9HpsLep5
— mcc (@MattMcC1) February 7, 2018
What are your most controversial chilli-related opinions?
— mcc (@MattMcC1) February 7, 2018
What the hell, man?
— JoelKrass (@JoelKrass) February 7, 2018
From D Duh
Why do you keep sending me shirtless selfies?
— D Duh (@d_duhwit) February 7, 2018
if owls are so smart, why do they just say “who who who” all the time
— stellar quadrant 6 music video priestess (@singwithTaffy) February 7, 2018
Yeah, I got a question for you: how dare you
— Danny (@dundlewood) February 7, 2018
How do you feel about ketchup on tuna
— HipsterMountainTroll (@Kevaclysm) February 7, 2018
What's the worst commercial you can remember seeing? Also, I am good, right?
— Yacht Rocker (@economybacon) February 7, 2018
How's that no stabbing request working out for you?
— HeCalledMeGreenhorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) February 7, 2018