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Friends of the Show Episode 45 with @RockyMomax
“I don’t know what’s gonna happen, man, but I wanna have My kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames”
-Jim Morrison
Rob is a fun and wild twitter jokester who enjoys saving lives in his non-tweeting time. He is a florida surfin’ party dude and has some let’s say, interesting stories, which we’ll get into, and he is also very nice. You can check out his fun jokes on twitter @RockyMomax and I am very happy to have him on the show this week welcome Rob!
Story: throwing knives at a wall / getting arrested
Talkin’ Twitter
Rob’s Tweets:
PHARAOH: we shall build religious monuments. they will baffle future science.
SUBJECT: should we leave them a note to explain how we did it?
PHARAOH: yes, take this down
SUBJECT: ok
PHARAOH: cat, dog, snake, bird, cat, man with the head of a cat, dog, cat, bird
— rob elliott (@rockymomax) January 11, 2018
My pick:
[invited to a wedding]
"ok 6 months to lose 30lbs"
(2 months later)
"4 months to lose 35lbs"
(4 months later)
"I have 8 hours to lose 40lbs"— rob elliott (@rockymomax) July 5, 2017
Tweets from Others:
"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) January 9, 2016
[my funeral after 20 years as a lifeguard]
PRIEST: he died doing what he loved[cut to me falling out of a lifeguard tower]
— Big Monkey Rod (@MockyRomax) February 24, 2017
Questions from Twitter:
Hi Rob, longtime critic here. Question for you – have you ever had sex? Thanks!
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) March 23, 2018
I am a terrible swimmer…would you rescue me if I was drowning? Describe this event.
Besides that one, what is your most memorable rescue?
Is it possible that I was your lifeguard the whole time?— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) March 21, 2018
Question from Tom – mention his podcast that you were on – Interested in Music – check it out!
hi long time reader first time commenter
1. can…can you read?
2. what part of the bear would you most/least like to eat?
3. would you rather: lay on the ground with your mouth open and let a worm slither around in your throat for an hour, or get a temporary face tattoo of me— the banana situation (@trojansauce) March 22, 2018
Hello Rod, can you please make an argument as to why I should be atop the rankings. Also, is a harp just a super guitar?
— brandAn Current Year (@LeBearGirdle) March 21, 2018
How many sandwiches do I want?
How many should I have gotten?— Ygrene (@Ygrene) March 21, 2018
Uh oh, this calls for an extra anagram
ROBERT ELLIOTT 🔀 TERRIBLE LOTTO
What is something other people might be happy to win, but you would not?RODBERT ELLIOTT 🔀 BORDELLO TITTER
What is an amusing thing that has happened to you in an intimate setting?— Thomas Brendel 🔀 (@theSolemnBard) March 22, 2018
If you could do it all over again,,,,,,would you get those artisanal fries?
— penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) March 22, 2018
Who's a good dog? Who is this? Who's a good dog?!
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) March 22, 2018
Have you ever been to an NFL game where both teams did not have fun?
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) March 21, 2018
How does it feel having a birth name that makes him seem like he should be Dilbert's long lost dad?
— Adam (@Browtweaten) March 22, 2018
WRAP UP:
Anyone with a drug or alcohol problem, it’s very easy to joke but it’s very hard to stop. Find someone who loves you. If you feel like no one loves you I absolutely know there is.
That’s it!