{"id":280,"date":"2017-06-25T22:15:40","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T22:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/?p=280"},"modified":"2017-06-26T02:18:38","modified_gmt":"2017-06-26T02:18:38","slug":"fots-009-malt_skull-and-the-gross-mossy-pit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/2017\/06\/25\/fots-009-malt_skull-and-the-gross-mossy-pit\/","title":{"rendered":"FOTS 009 @Malt_Skull and the gross mossy pit"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.blubrry.com\/?media_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.blubrry.com%2Ffriendsoftheshow%2Fcontent.blubrry.com%2Ffriendsoftheshow%2FFOTS_009_Malt_Skull.mp3&amp;podcast_link=https%3A%2F%2Fstevenwskinner.com%2Findex.php%2F2017%2F06%2F25%2Ffots-009-malt_skull-and-the-gross-mossy-pit%2F\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"100%\" height=\"165\" frameborder=\"0\" id=\"blubrryplayer-1\" class=\"blubrryplayer\" title=\"Blubrry Podcast Player\"><\/iframe><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/friendsoftheshow\/content.blubrry.com\/friendsoftheshow\/FOTS_009_Malt_Skull.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/?powerpress_pinw=280-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/friendsoftheshow\/content.blubrry.com\/friendsoftheshow\/FOTS_009_Malt_Skull.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"FOTS_009_Malt_Skull.mp3\">Download<\/a> (Duration: 54:49 &#8212; 25.1MB)<\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/subscribe-to-podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_more\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"More\" rel=\"nofollow\">More<\/a><\/p><p>Friends of the Show with @Malt_Skull<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_282\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-282\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MaltPicture.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"Follow @Malt_Skull on Twitter\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MaltPicture.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MaltPicture.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MaltPicture.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/MaltPicture.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-282\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">@Malt_Skull<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Malty AKA @Malt_Skull on Twitter is one of my good international friends who I have had the pleasure of meeting through DM rooms and is one of the funniest guys out here, fun absurd and great tweets, especially for someone who is tweeting in their second language- because Malt is FINNISH! Welcome to the show Malt!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang&#8221; -Da Mystery of Chessboxing &#8211; Wu-Tang Clan<\/p>\n<p>STORY: The Story of the Gross Mossy Pit<\/p>\n<p>Malt&#8217;s favourite Malt Skull TWEETS:<br \/>\nThis beauty about a witch, which has been illustrated by a really good illustrator! This has also become a tumblr meme with over 180K Notes on it, ah jeez internet!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">me: [flashlight under chin] they say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago today!<br \/>[100 years ago]<br \/>witch: fuck this house<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; cursed hogge (@malt_skull) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\/status\/661267312276803584\">November 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>This scathing take on CAPITALISM!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">[leaving work]<br \/>ME: Ok, bye folks -wait, where&#39;s my jacket?<br \/>BOSS: We sold it, we sold your jacket.<br \/>ME: *shaking fist at the sky* CAPITALISM!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; cursed hogge (@malt_skull) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\/status\/677077732497498112\">December 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">me: I have a grambling problem<br \/>therapist: you mean a gambling problem<br \/>me: no I mean this *I start grambling*<br \/>therapist: WHAT THE FUCK IS THA<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; cursed hogge (@malt_skull) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\/status\/628295687403343872\">August 3, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>BONUS! MY favourite Malt Tweet:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">[date]<br \/>me *quietly*: don&#39;t let her know you miss the late winters of your childhood<br \/>her: so-<br \/>me: ah, the way the water flowed under the snow<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; cursed hogge (@malt_skull) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\/status\/710846716908535808\">March 18, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Malt&#8217;s favourite tweets from OTHERS:<br \/>\nFrom lovely English gentleman @StephenJMolloy<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*air horn sound*<br \/>*second air horn sound*<br \/>Me: &quot;This isn&#39;t deodorant.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stephenjmolloy\/status\/692446206111399936\">January 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>From lovely funny english gentleman @PhilMann<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Me: lol &quot;duck lips&quot; on selfies<br \/>Duck: please what are lips<br \/>M: not now<br \/>D: mister what are lips<br \/>Me: like a soft beak<br \/>D: I have more questions<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; phil mann (@philmann) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/philmann\/status\/692247231429283840\">January 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>From Friend of the Show @therealeatwood<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">[International Criminal Court]<br \/>ME: All I said was \u2018The Princess Bride\u2019 was good, not great<br \/>JUDGE: Beat him to death with Hitler\u2019s bones<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; R.E.W. (@therealeatwood) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/therealeatwood\/status\/613171707088650240\">June 23, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>BONUS Tweet from DEAD account Tree_Bro<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh&#8230;Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank&#39;s To The Papor-Colla Corp.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jackson (@tree_bro) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tree_bro\/status\/79444819902074880\">June 11, 2011<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>QUESTIONS from TWITTER:<br \/>\nFrom Friend of the show and host of the Making Friends podcast, Mark Magark @markedly<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FOTSPod\">@FOTSPod<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\">@malt_skull<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SkinnerSteven\">@SkinnerSteven<\/a> Are you the real Avril<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mark Magark (@markedly) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/markedly\/status\/865173494090403840\">May 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>From Friend of the Show Mike Bigby @MikeBigby<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FOTSPod\">@FOTSPod<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\">@malt_skull<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SkinnerSteven\">@SkinnerSteven<\/a> 1. r u a real skelington?<br \/>2. i enjoy ur tweets, what do u have to say about that?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; mike bigboy (@MikeBigby) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MikeBigby\/status\/864143541685157888\">May 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>From Friend of the Show Bex @Bexdora<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FOTSPod\">@FOTSPod<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\">@malt_skull<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SkinnerSteven\">@SkinnerSteven<\/a> As you come from real life Narnia, I would like to know:<br \/>1) are Centaurs actually dicks?<br \/>2) have you ever had a conversation with a beaver?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; The Lady of Whatever (@Bexdora) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bexdora\/status\/865277241118384129\">May 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>From Friend of the Show Annie Bean @notabeanie<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FOTSPod\">@FOTSPod<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\">@malt_skull<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SkinnerSteven\">@SkinnerSteven<\/a> what should I have for breakfast?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; beanlet (@notabeanie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/notabeanie\/status\/864163489962536960\">May 15, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>From friend of the Show Will @upsidedowntrash<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FOTSPod\">@FOTSPod<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\">@malt_skull<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SkinnerSteven\">@SkinnerSteven<\/a> When will you come to America and be my best friend<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/upsidedowntrash\/status\/865032853586939904\">May 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>From pal of the show @Druuuck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FOTSPod\">@FOTSPod<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\">@malt_skull<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SkinnerSteven\">@SkinnerSteven<\/a> Would you eat 1,000 $1,000 bills if someone paid you a million dollars to do it? <br \/>Also can I borrow a million dollars?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Duck. (@druuuck) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/druuuck\/status\/864560271519617025\">May 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Finally, from Twitter user @economybacon<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FOTSPod\">@FOTSPod<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\">@malt_skull<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SkinnerSteven\">@SkinnerSteven<\/a> What is a Jocular Grotto and why are you inviting me to it?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Johnathan\u2122 (@economybacon) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/economybacon\/status\/865034220216885249\">May 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FOTSPod\">@FOTSPod<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\">@malt_skull<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SkinnerSteven\">@SkinnerSteven<\/a> Would you be willing to list the dangers of Snake Peak in your sexiest snake accent, please?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; 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