{"id":308,"date":"2017-07-10T01:49:35","date_gmt":"2017-07-10T01:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/?p=308"},"modified":"2017-07-21T02:31:38","modified_gmt":"2017-07-21T02:31:38","slug":"fots-011-the-great-trojansauce-robbery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/2017\/07\/10\/fots-011-the-great-trojansauce-robbery\/","title":{"rendered":"FOTS 011 the great @trojansauce robbery"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--powerpress_player--><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.blubrry.com\/?media_url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.blubrry.com%2Ffriendsoftheshow%2Fcontent.blubrry.com%2Ffriendsoftheshow%2FFOTS_011_trojansauce.mp3&amp;podcast_link=https%3A%2F%2Fstevenwskinner.com%2Findex.php%2F2017%2F07%2F10%2Ffots-011-the-great-trojansauce-robbery%2F\" scrolling=\"no\" width=\"100%\" height=\"165\" frameborder=\"0\" id=\"blubrryplayer-1\" class=\"blubrryplayer\" title=\"Blubrry Podcast Player\"><\/iframe><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/friendsoftheshow\/content.blubrry.com\/friendsoftheshow\/FOTS_011_trojansauce.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/?powerpress_pinw=308-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/friendsoftheshow\/content.blubrry.com\/friendsoftheshow\/FOTS_011_trojansauce.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"FOTS_011_trojansauce.mp3\">Download<\/a> (Duration: 56:36 &#8212; 25.9MB)<\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/subscribe-to-podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_more\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"More\" rel=\"nofollow\">More<\/a><\/p><p>Friends of the Show Episode 011 Tom @trojansauce<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_435\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-435\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/IMG_8442.png?resize=300%2C150\" alt=\"Tom\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/IMG_8442.png?resize=300%2C150&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/IMG_8442.png?resize=768%2C384&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/IMG_8442.png?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-435\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">@Trojansauce<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s wrong, wrong, wrong, but we\u2019ll do it anyway cause we love a bit of trouble\u201d \u2013 Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys, \u201cBalaclava\u201d)<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_309\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-309\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/trojansauce\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/IMG_8255.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-309\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/IMG_8255.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/IMG_8255.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/IMG_8255.jpg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/stevenwskinner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/IMG_8255.jpg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-309\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tom is @trojansauce on twitter<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Tom is one of the funniest dudes on Twitter, also, he has a gruff and mean persona online, but I found out that he is really a nice guy after all. We talk about having fun on Twitter, the time Tom wrote a novel for his Dad, and he reads an excerpt from some of his writing!<\/p>\n<p>GET TOM&#8217;S E-BOOK HERE: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Murder-Jed-Lombardo-Thomas-Aldworth-ebook\/dp\/B01JZAZ1KY\"> The Murder of Jed Lombardo <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tom&#8217;s Story: &#8220;Robbery&#8221; or as some English people call it: &#8220;Blagging&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tom&#8217;s Favourite @trojansauce Tweets<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">ding dong taco time &#8211; taco bell&#39;s slogan if i was in charge<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; tomsauced\u2122 (@trojansauce) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/trojansauce\/status\/653245376208764930\">October 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">BOSS: tell me about susanne<br \/>ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away<br \/>BOSS: you&#39;re a zoo keeper none of them should get away<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; tomsauced\u2122 (@trojansauce) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/trojansauce\/status\/844526825254596609\">March 22, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">[skipping stones on lake]<\/p>\n<p>DATE: it&#39;s such a beautiful evening<\/p>\n<p>ME: *whispering* take that you fucking lake<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; tomsauced\u2122 (@trojansauce) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/trojansauce\/status\/669067226583035905\">November 24, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Tom&#8217;s Favourite other people Tweets<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&quot;no rapping tonight&quot;<br \/>why?<br \/>&quot;you <\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/omNCxNhWcD\">pic.twitter.com\/omNCxNhWcD<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Flora Flora \ud83e\udd84 (@Flora__Flora) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Flora__Flora\/status\/786518671380406272\">October 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nrap about patrick swayze everytime, it&#39;s embarrassing&quot;<br \/>ok<br \/>[after one beer]<br \/>uh oh y&#39;all it&#39;s gettin kinda hazy<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; brent (@murrman5) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/murrman5\/status\/555388541048717313\">January 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">[suspecting Kyle is a werewolf] ME: Ive laid out all the good silverware for us tonight<br \/>K: Its chips &amp; salsa<br \/>M: Aaand? *stabs chip w\/ fork*<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Semiautomagic Sloth (@iliezabeth) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iliezabeth\/status\/598204466236620803\">May 12, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Questions from Twitter<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Hey Tom, Keith here, when you stayed at my apartment you left some shampoo here, can I use it?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; keiths witching hour (@ghostkrogh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ghostkrogh\/status\/870022425819332608\">May 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Are you planning to write any more books?<br \/>What do you have against my Mother?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; The Lady of Whatever (@Bexdora) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bexdora\/status\/870024112713773056\">May 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">as a pokeymon, what type are you and what type is your weakness?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; whole hog goer (@malt_skull) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/malt_skull\/status\/870004954915901440\">May 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">3 Qs for T-Sauce:<br \/>1. Why haven&#39;t u written a wildebeest tweet yet<br \/>2. how much $ u make from your book<br \/>3. Why u hate Manifesto #3 so much\ud83d\ude2d<br \/>\ud83d\udc03\ud83c\udf89<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; wylde de beest (@flashember) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/flashember\/status\/870128688301580288\">June 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Which Harry Potter house would you be in and why? Follow up: does the house you want to be in differ from the one you think you&#39;d be in?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Space Cat (@catstronomical) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/catstronomical\/status\/870088805575008257\">June 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Suck my butt?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; penjamin. (@upsidedowntrash) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/upsidedowntrash\/status\/871105666743709696\">June 3, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Do you hate covfefe tweets?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Allison (@sug_knight) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sug_knight\/status\/870031630496276480\">May 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Hi Tom, it&#39;s Josh. When you see me in December will you give me a big hug like you promised?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ally Gator \ud83d\udc0a (@notacroc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/notacroc\/status\/870067603603152897\">June 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And of COURSE the FINAL Question comes from none other than Mike Bigby @MikeBigby<\/p>\n<p>He asks:  &#8220;Tom will you do me the honour of meeting up with me for a beer?&#8221;  Tune in to see what Tom says!<\/p>\n<p>Also, we get to the bottom of the Mike Bigby feud.<\/p>\n<p>WOW Thanks for all your questions please follow @FOTSPod on twitter to send a question to a future guest!<\/p>\n<p>WRAP UP &#8211; TOM is an author and will perform a piece and we shall discuss.<\/p>\n<p>GET TOM&#8217;S BOOK HERE: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/Murder-Jed-Lombardo-Thomas-Aldworth-ebook\/dp\/B01JZAZ1KY\"> The Murder of Jed Lombardo <\/a><\/p>\n<p>OR Tom really wants to talk about this band and his tattoo, so go on tell us then.<\/p>\n<p>Also &#8211; I made up a way to sound like you&#8217;re doing an english insult.  Any synonym for &#8216;complete&#8217; and any inanimate object, preferably two syllables each.<\/p>\n<p>ie. complete, utter, absolute, outright, total, wholesale, straight out<br \/>\nobject: puddle, mouse pad, dishrag, lamppost, object, mop, shoe lace<\/p>\n<p>Shoutouts to @Dave_Cactus, @RockyMomax, @Markedly and @MagarkPod, @TheToddWilliams, <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 56:36 &#8212; 25.9MB)Subscribe: RSS | MoreFriends of the Show Episode 011 Tom @trojansauce \u201cIt\u2019s wrong, wrong, wrong, but we\u2019ll do it anyway cause we love a bit of trouble\u201d \u2013 Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys, \u201cBalaclava\u201d) Tom is one of the funniest dudes on Twitter, also, he has [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on wp_trim_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[22],"tags":[19,47,26,49,20,9,25,15,8,11,10,18,16,29,27,48,30,12],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-podcast","tag-skinnersteven","tag-trojansauce","tag-chat","tag-england","tag-follow","tag-friends-of-the-show","tag-fun","tag-itunes","tag-podcast","tag-steven-skinner","tag-steven-w-skinner","tag-stevenwskinner-com","tag-stitcher","tag-stories","tag-talk","tag-tom","tag-tweets","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":437,"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions\/437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevenwskinner.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}